 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
To satisfy sexual experiment requirements, to return to planet. |
| Marital Status: |
Single |
| Children: |
I don't want children |
| Education: |
College Graduate |
| Religion: |
Spiritual, but not Religious |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
No |
| Occupation: |
N/A |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Height: |
5' 10" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Virtual Relationship, Cyber Sex, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
A Virgin, Fetishes, Bondage, A Beach, Multiple People, A Public Place, Exhibition & Voyeurism, Spanking, and Foot fetish. |
| Sex is Best: |
Casual, With a Stranger, Wild, Kinky |
| Cybersex: |
Yes |
| I Want You To: |
Talk Dirty to Me, Make Me Do It, Teach Me New Tricks, Tell Me Your Fantasy |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Amateur, Innocent, Threesomes, Virgin, Adventurous, Kinky, Role Player, Exhibitionist |
My Web Gifts
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rfarmer's Scoop
About me:
I am a fine specimen of a human. Male. 30. Programmed with sense of humor. A lot. A retarded one at that.
I am Wobert. I am uh.....looking for the love.
I have been assigned to your planet as sentence. I shot up a McDonalds with my ultra-powered "Final Solution" ray gun. Yeah, we have a McDonalds here too. They gave me the form of the most intelligent life form on your planet. A chicken. Then we were informed that it was the human. Go figure. They requisitioned this corporal image for me to slither around in. It's really pathet.....uh....nice. They tell me I'm supposed to be hot stuff. They still laugh, and on January 1, 2007 they pooped me out of the Mothership. Oh well, here I am.
Who I'd like to meet:
A female member of the species. Any one of your races is acceptable. Must be able to respond in positive form to my programmed humor. I am informed sex is required. Eventually. My lure is the retarded sense of humor they've alloted me. Cannot return to my beloved planet until this has been achieved. A lot. I have also been installed with a spanking fetish. Go figure. They tell me you humans are into that stuff. They tell me this is also a lure. I'm still trying to figure that one out.
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More About rfarmer
My Other Profile/Website Links:
e-mail; rfarmer6@verizon.net,
xpeeps.com/alienwobert .
This is only good if you already have an account at xpeeps, which is free. I had a MySpace account but they deleted it, probably because I had naked pics. If you don't have an xpeeps account and you'd like to see the naked body my superiors gave me, let me know and I will open the door and let you in.
Interests:
Getting back to my beloved planet. Did you know we have a Starbucks there too? Will need to copulate with many subjects to satisfy requirement. Female. Sort of like currency.
I have been programmed with a spanking fetish. Oh wait.......now they tell me also a foot fetish. Go figure. What else do you humans have?
My Favorite Websites:
coasttocoastam.com,
alienshift.com,
exploratorium.edu,
surfingtheapocalypse.com,
fatemag.com,
conspiracyjournal.com .
Music:
B-Tribe,
John Adorney,
Angels Of Venice,
Amethystium.
Movies:
The Late Great Planet Earth,
Anime titles,
Signs,
The Day After Tomorrow,
Son Of The Beach,
Stripperella.
Books:
The Secret School, The Zombie Survival Guide, Rule The Freakin Markets, Jake Bernstein's The Compleat Guide To Daytrading Stocks.
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