 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Meet People, FUN! |
| Marital Status: |
In a Relationship |
| Children: |
N/A |
| Education: |
Post Grad |
| Religion: |
N/A |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
Entrepreneur - Risk Taker |
| Body Type: |
Athletic |
| Height: |
6' 0" |
| Ethnicity: |
N/A |
| Languages: |
English, Spanish |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Virtual Relationship, Social Encounters, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships, FUN! Not here for ANY commitments |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
Swapping, Domination, A Beach, Multiple People, A Public Place, Exhibition & Voyeurism |
| Sex is Best: |
Casual, Passionate, Loving, With a Stranger, Wild |
| Cybersex: |
Yes |
| I Want You To: |
Play Along With My Fantasy, Talk Dirty to Me, Tell Me I'm The Best, Teach Me New Tricks, Tell Me Your Fantasy |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Experienced, Passionate, Voyeur, Threesomes, The More The Merrier, Nasty, Adventurous, Aggressive, Wild, Role Player, Exhibitionist |
My Web Gifts
A gift from uname
Note:
Content:
Sent
12/12/2012
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Malibu_Cowboy's Scoop
About me:
I am low maintenance and eZ going; but I desire the best. Try to keep up. ;)
ATTENTION REAL MEN, TIRED OF GETTING SCREWED BY RLC BITCHES ON RLC? TAKING FOREVER TO GET LAID? DON'T JUST SIT THERE LOOKING STUPID. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! I GOT THE BEST DAYUM WOMEN FOR HIRE ON RLC. PRIVATE MESSAGE ME, or better yet, TALK TO ONE OF THEM in a private message.
No freebies, no free chit-chat and definitely, no house-calls!
Need help? Pay for it!
WORKING STUD-MUFFIN HOURS AND RATES:
You pay for condom (1Ray), hotel (2Ray) and take-out (3Ray).
Remember, i'm only your undercover lover, just a 1-night stand.
I was born in a whore-house and raised as a slave by a group of lesbiens still residing somewhere in Texas. I barely escaped with my manhood intact. Spent a little time at a nice place called Alcatraz. Today, I am earning my degree as a psycho-analyst for mistreated lesbiens.
Menu of Services, choose up to 3:
Chit-chat = 1 Ray per minute.
If you can get off in less than 60 seconds = 5 Rays
Lip service = 10 Rays
Two bi-sexual encounters = 15 Rays
Honky Tonk Romp Session = 50 Rays (yawn)
Dog and Pony Show = 100 Rays
3-D Pornorama Triple Dolby Sensor Round (bring googles, wear boots and mittens) = 200 Rays
Hours of Operation:
Whenever I am in the Mood...and please, no women on pms. Certified as virus-free by RLC.
"See that Mountain over there? Yup. Someday, I'm gonna own that Mountain!" (Alabama)
I like fast planes, trains, Harleys and Ladies (in that order).
Malibu is California Country!
However, I will drop my drawers for a thick and juicy Texas steak, smothered in BBQ sauce for the lickin' so i keep kickin'...over a bottle of fine wine. Most of the time, I am just as happy eating hot dogs with mustard and relish. Sipping flat beer while cuddled next to a spoiled bitch makes me feel like a wealthy man..
God bless America, the beautiful. Protect her! Shoot any bastard that disrespects my family and friends, or my Marine Corps.
Who I'd like to meet:
A woman needs to act like a lady before she can own a man. A lady can possess the heart and soul of any man she desires.
Admittedly, a real man is even harder to find.
I chase spontaneous and imaginative women who keep their minds active and their bodies looking fun'tastic.
I chase ladies wearing tight tops, short skirts, and high heels with a feminine fragrance. If you got it, flaunt it.
I chase HI-MAINTENANCE, pain in the Azz ladies, as long as they don't sit on their Azz and wait for someone to kiss their Azz.
Life is one fucked-up adventure. Loosen up. Suck it up. Enjoy the Ride!
GET INTO OVERDRIVE
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