Oh...and please stop trying to pretend you are some kinda Shoe Diva. I may not have your Ill-Gotten financial assets but you will NEVER compete with me for Shoe Whoredom. What is with those nasty gold-accented ones in the foreground? Awful...Just Awful. Have you No Shame?

Oh...and please stop trying to pretend you are some kinda Shoe Diva. I may not have your Ill-Gotten financial assets but you will NEVER compete with me for Shoe Whoredom. What is with those nasty gold-accented ones in the foreground? Awful...Just Awful. Have you No Shame?

Ask yourself this, Celine; if you look in the mirror and even for a second, you wonder;"is this a dress? Or a nightgown?"...then it is ALWAYS a nightgown...and should not be worn in public. Thanks, SJ

Celine, I am so happy you are here...last X-mas, someone gave me some of your perfume (Excuse me...Parfum) in a misguided gesture. Now I happily return this sickeningly ladvener-scented concoction to your care. Thanks, SJ