Got my hair cut!

MMMMM baby, your rear is so plump and juicy!

eat some chicken, smoke a bong, eat some more chicken.............

I'm PORKing with all my SOUL!

For when your nose has to SHOUT

Damn, and i thought it was a free country. waaaaaaa

Hmmm this girl seems to be advertising something she may do.....hmmmmmmm

it says, 'Two balls lead you to a slim beautiful body', well in that case..........I've got two balls for ya. lol

Do you see what i see, muwhahahaha

Bring back the finger emote!!!!!

Should be the sign before you walk out of Texas Last Stand, LOL

Shit someone took a pic of me when I woke up!

I think I need to shave!